March 31, 2009

Aku dapat gelaran baru!


Lewat petang tadi, aku telah menghubungi seorang teman lama yang sudah agak lama menyepi dalam hidup aku. Nurul Afiqa Bt Abd Rasid namanya. Entah kenapa tiba-tiba jari aku begitu mudah mendail nombor telefon bimbitnya.


Sepanjang tempoh 8 minit 38 saat + 9 minit 27 saat, kami berbual pasal hal masing-masing. Hal dia dengan kekasihnya dan juga hal pelajaran. Aku pula bercerita yang aku baru saja selesai menduduki peperiksaan. Lama juga kami berbual dan akhirnya dia ada tanya aku satu soalan.

“Macam mana kau dengan xxxx sekarang?”.

“Macam biasa aje. Tak ada apa-apa”.

“Alah. Aku kenal kau dari sekolah menengah lagi, Azri. Macamlah aku tak kenal kau yang berjiwa tisu tu”.

“Jiwa tisu? Maksud kau?”.

“Macam tisu, senang koyak dan senang basah. Kau pula mudah terluka, mudah disakiti”.

Huhuhu, aku sudah ada gelaran sekarang. Jiwa tisu. Oh, jiwa. Kenapa kau ambil resmi tisu? Mudah koyak dan mudah basah? Sepatutnya, kau ambil resmi batu. Sukar pecah dan keras lagi.
Kalaulah aku boleh tukar jiwa itu, sudah lama aku tukar. Tapi bukan aku sendiri yang minta.

Ini bukanlah satu keluhan. Tapi lebih kepada meluahkan perasaan. Entahlah. Biarkan takdir yang tentukan. Aku percaya dengan qada’ dan qadar ALLAH…

Happy Birthdy To My Beloved Ibu

wIsH yOu
hApPy 46th bElAtEd bIRtHdAy, iBu.

I wILl pRaY f0r y0uR hEaLtH aNd hApPiNeSs.

mAy ALLAH bLeSs y0u aNd oUr fAmILy.

I aM pRoUd t0 bE y0uR s0n.

wE lOvE y0u s0 mUcH, iBu.

30/03/2009

March 28, 2009

Happy Birthdy To My Kak Ngah

wIsH yOu
hApPy 21st bIrThDaY.
mAy ALLAH bLeSs yOu, sIs.
i’lL pRaY fOr yOuR sUcCeSs aNd hApPiNeSs.
29/03/2009

March 27, 2009

Penyebab Ditimpa Kesusahan

Terdapat beberapa perkara yang mempunyai kaitan dengan kesusahan atau secara lebih khusus sebagai penyebab ditimpa kesusahan dan penderitaan yang mana pada kebiasaannya kita mengambil ringan tentang perkara tersebut. Dalam kitab Al-Barakah fi Fadhl lis Sayi Wal Harakah yang disusun oleh Abi Abdillah Muhammad bin Abdul Rahman Al-Habsyi telah diterangkan perkara yang mempunyai hubung kait dengan kesusahan seseorang.
1. tidak sembahyang atau solat.
2. tidak membaca Bismillah ketika hendak makan.
3. makan atas pinggan yang terbalik.
4. memakai kasut atau sandal memulakan sebelah kiri.
5. menganggap ringan apa2 yang terjatuh dalam hidangan makanan.
6. berwuduk di tempat buang air besar atau air kecil.
7. suka bersandar pada pintu rumah.
8. suka duduk di atas tangga.
9. membiasakan diri mencuci tangan di dalam pinggan selepas makan.
10. membasuh tangan dengan tanah atau bekas tepung.
11. tidak membersihkan rumah.
12. membuang sampah atau menyapu dengan kain.
13. suka membersihkan rumah pada waktu malam.
14. suka tidur di atas muka.
15. membakar kulit bawang.
16. menjahit baju yang sedang dipakai.
17. mengelap muka dengan baju.
18. berdiri sambil bercekak pinggang.
19. tidur tidak memakai baju.
20. makan sebelum mandi hadas.
21. tergesa-gesa keluar dari masjid selepas menunaikan solat subuh.
22. pergi ke pasar sebelum matahari terbit.
23. lambat pulang dari masjid.
24. doakan perkara yang tidak baik terhadap ibubapa dan anak-anak.
25. kebiasaan tidak menutup makan yang dihidangkan.
26. suka memadam pelita dengan nafas.
27. membuang kutu kepala dalam keadaan hidup.
28. membasuh kaki dengan tangan kanan.
29. membuang air kecil pada air yang mengalir.
30. memakai seluar sambil berdiri.
31. memakai serban sambil duduk.
32. mandi junub di tempat buang air atau tempat najis.
33. makan dengan menggunakan dua jari.
34. meludah di tempat buang air besar atau air kecil.
35. berjalan di antara dua perempuan.
36. suka mempermainkan janggut.
37. suka meletakkan jari jemari tangan pada bahagian lutut.
38. meletakkan tapak tangan pada hidung.
39. suka menggigit kuku dengan mulut.
40. mendedahkan aurat di bawah sinaran matahari dan bulan.
41. mengadap kiblat ketika membuang air besar atau air kecil.
42. menguap ketika solat.
p/s: sama dengan arwah nenek aku cakap...

March 25, 2009

Exam exam exam

Ada 4 paper lagi yang perlu aku jawab. Adoiyai, tensionnya...
Cost Accounting
3BM
28/03/2009
English for Accounting II
5M
27/03/2009
Financial Management for Accounting
2AM
30/03/2009
Mathematics and Statistics for Accounting
4AM
31/03/2009

Tagged by Mohd Noor Shazwan

Alahai, kawan aku seorang ini. Oleh kerna kamu begitu rajin hantar komen di blog aku, meh la aku jawab tag kamu. Ok, puas hati? Inilah keputusannya...


Get to know yourself better

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.


The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.


Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.


The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.


Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.


The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.


How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.


What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.


Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.




p/s: kebetulan semuanya sama kena dengan diri aku...

Tagged by Yaziith Su Anaz

SATU
Orang luar sana tak kenal kamu. Perjelaskan siapa kamu.

Nama penuh aku ialah Muhammad Azri Bin Nor Azlan. Aku dibesarkan di sebuah tempat yang bernama Batu Pahat, Johor. Sekarang ini, aku masih lagi menunutut di Universiti Tenaga Nasional(UNITEN) dalam jurusan Ijazah Sarjana Muda Perakaunan(Kepujian) dan berada di semester kedua pengajian. Hobi aku adalah menulis dan mencipta sajak, cerpen, novel atau yang sewaktu dengannya.

DUA
Sikap kamu yang 'mantap'?

Aku pandai berdikari kerna ejak dari kecil, aku dilatih untuk bersikap seperti itu. Aku anak lelaki sulung dalam keluarga dan semestinya aku perlu bersikap seperti itu.

TIGA
Sikap kamu yang sangat jelek.

Suka berangan+cakap seorang diri=Azri Azlan. Mungkin pada orang lain sikap ini jelek tapi pada aku, ianya satu kebanggaan dan satu anugerah ALLAH S.W.T. Sikap suka berangan telah menjadikan aku sebagai seorang penulis dan mengimaginasikan sesuatu perkara yang sukar ditafsirkan melalui perkataan. Cakap seorang diri pula? Entah…

EMPAT
Apa gajet yang sentiasa kamu bawa?

Yang selalu aku bawa = Nokia 2600. Aku juga sangat sayang laptop aku kerna tanpa laptop ini, aku bisa mati akal dan hilang arah.

LIMA
Dah berapa handphone yang kamu pakai selama ni? Senaraikan jenamanya.
Tiga buah dan kesemuanya berjenama Nokia. Nokia 3310, Nokia 6600 dan Nokia 2600. 1st handphone aku jual kat member, 2nd handphone pulak hilang. Dan sekarang, hanya nokia 2600 yang setia menemaniku walaupun ianya agak ketinggalan zaman.

ENAM
Siapa besfren kamu?

Ramai, sebab aku bisa bergaul dengan sesiapa sahaja. Tapi yang paling dekat di hati aku adalah member aku dari sekolah rendah lagi iaitu Nur Athirah Bt Azmi. Sekarang, dia belajar di UiTM Shah Alam. Kedua, Nur Hidayah Bt Sahri sebab dia ni kawan sekolah agama aku, kawan satu sekolah menengah dan kami ke sekolah dengan menaiki bas yang sama. Ketiga, Nur Izzati Akmar bt Zulkepli (member aku di Uniten). So far, aku takde bestfren lelaki.

TUJUH
Siapa kamu sayang selain famili kamu? Kenapa kamu sayang dia?

Kawan-kawan kat UNITEN esp my roommate n housemate sebab muka dia orang la yang aku hadap setiap hari. Nak tidur muka dia, bangun tidur pun muka dia orang gak.

LAPAN
Lagi 10 tahun, kamu jadi apa?

Waktu itu, aku berumur 30 tahun(Insyallah, panjang umur). Aku sudah bahagia di samping isteri dan anak-anak. Ketika itu juga, aku sudah pun bergelar seorang usahawan atau juga seorang pensyarah merangkap seorang penulis yang berjaya(sah! suka berangan).
SEMBILAN
Kata-kata hikmah yang kamu pernah dengar & yang paling kamu suka?

Tiada yang spesifik. Mana yang enak didengar, itu yang aku suka. Hahaha...

SEPULUH
Dalam blog kamu, sudah ada berapa followers?

Sembilan orang kesemuanya. Shazwan (teman di tadika), Suci (rakan blogger), Deqna (rakan blogger), khalif mujahid (classmate di UNITEN), aqilah (teman sekolah rendah), stuck (teman sekolah rendah), mira azlan (kakak kedua aku yang senget), aisyahumairah (rakan blogger), alya (rakan blogger).

SEBELAS
Senaraikan followers yang paling kamu suka? Kenapa?

Maaf, jarang-jarang buka blog kalian kerna internet di tempat aku sgt lembap seperti siput. Tapi aku pasti baca kesemua post yang telah kalian updatekan.

DUABELAS
Mereka lain yang ingin di-tag

· Yang baca blog aku. Kalo korg takde blog, postkan sebagai komen. Kalau rajin la…


March 20, 2009

Langkah Kaki Ini Semakin Sempurna

FW: status manuskrip

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 9:17 AM

From:
"Wan Rohana Wan Abdul Manaf"
Add sender to Contacts

To:
"azri151089@yahoo.com"
azri151089@yahoo.com

Salam

Saya akan hubungi saudara pada 26.3 berhubung manuskrip tersebur

Maaf di atas kelewatan

Sekiranya terdapat pertanyaan, sila berhubung terus dengan saya ya

Salam hormat

Wan rohana wan manaf

p/s: Aku copy and paste dari kotak e-mail aku. Aku gembira setelah membaca e-mail ini. Berita gembira ini datangnya daripada pihak Alaf21 Sdn. Bhd. Kawan-kawan, doakan aku ya? Aku membutuhkan doa dan juga sokongan kalian ketika ini. Sangat membutuhkan!!!

Lagu UNITEN

Sayup mataku memandang
Lambang gedung ilmu yang terbilang
Di sini kita julang
Cita-cita berjuang
Untuk mencapai matlamat cemerlang

Tegak gagah di Malaysia
Dengan warga yang berbilang bangsa
Di sini kita julang
Cita-cita berjaya
Cita yang mencapai kelas dunia

Kan kubawa obor menyala
Ke seluruh tanah melata
UNITEN berupaya menjana professional
Diiktiraf dunia antarabangsa

UNITEN pusaka tersayang
Kerna jasamu sungguh gemilang
Di sini kita julang
Cita-cita berjuang
UNITEN gedung ilmu yang terbilang


p/s: share la lagu tempat korg belajar plak...

March 13, 2009

Exam hujung bulan!!!

Arghhh, assignment melambak!

Masa dah suntuk! Nak study, nak update blog, nak tulis manuskrip etc…

Ni subjek yang aku ambil untuk final exam hujung bulan neyh. Aku dah start final exam dah. Rasa macam sekejap je masa berlalu. Semester depan, aku dah nak masuk semester ke-3. Hahaha, tak sangka betul aku dah besar panjang. Rasa macam baru semalam aku hisap botol susu. Uiks, tak puas jadi budak kecik!!! Tapi aku perlu sedar, aku dah nak masuk 20 tahun bulan Oktober ni.

AMAB113
Cost Accounting
3BM

ATSB111
Athletics
1M
ENAB122
English for Accounting II
5M
FICB123
Financial Management for Accounting
2AM
ISSB122
Islamic Studies II (LAN MPW 2143)
1M
LWBB113
Malaysian Commercial Law
2M
QNTB133
Mathematics and Statistics for Accounting
4AM

March 11, 2009

Jom layan perasaan

Bodoh!!!

Pehal aku asyik ingat kat dia nih? Rileks, Azri. Kau boleh! Yeah!!!

Meh layan lagu ni dulu.

Ku Merindu by ELLA AND SHAH :-

Shah:

Ku merindu,
Merindu cinta yang tulus dari hatimu
Selalu ku impikan hidup bersamamu
Ku kan selalu menanti balasan cintamu

Ella:
Ku berjanji,
Berjanji mencintaimu sepenuh jiwaku
Ku tak akan mendustakan cinta kekasihku
Agar kau dapat menerima cintaku
Ku selalu, merindu cintamu

Yang selalu ada di jiwaku

Chorus:
Aku tahu kau pun cinta
Tapi malu tuk berkata
Usah kau ragui cintaku
Ku tetap merindu
Aku tahu kau pun cinta

Tapi malu tuk berkata
Ku tunggu jawapan cintamu
Ku tetap merindu
Di saat ini hatiku rindu belaian cinta darimu

Ku harap kau merestui cinta dariku
Yang selalu setia menunggu dirimu…

March 8, 2009

Layakkah Anda Sebagai Pramugara/Pramugari?

-Age
Age is a firm requirement. You either meet the minimum age requirement or you do not. Airlines won't waiver on this. The minimum allowable age for some U.S. airlines is 18, but most require you to be at least 20.

The age requirement is usually based on the age you will be upon graduation from training. So, if you are not at the minimum age at the time of your initial application, but will reach that age during training, you can still apply for the job.

With increased hiring now underway, airlines are constantly lowering their minimum age requirements in order to broaden their audience of prospective applicants. AirlineCareer.com updates these minimum qualification requirements on a regular basis (members only).

If you do not meet the minimum age requirement for a particular airline, you can still apply for another position within the airline as a reservationist or customer service agent, which usually have lower minimum age requirements. As an employee of the airline, you would greatly improve your chances of getting hired in the future since most airlines prefer to hire from within rather than take chances on unproven newcomers.

You could also spend this time improving your chances of becoming a flight attendant by taking enrichment courses (such as learning a second language) or getting experience in customer service outside of the airline industry. Customer service experience can be as complex as working as a Dell Technical Support Representative or as simple as working the drive-thru window at Taco Bell. It all counts.

Due to discrimination issues, there are no maximum age requirements. In fact, in every flight attendant class, there is always a small percentage of "older" new-hires. Because there is no age limit, many people are pursuing second careers as flight attendants - and are gladly accepted because of their experience and level of maturity. Do not ever think you are too old to apply for a flight attendant position. A recent class of 100 new hires at a major airline had 7 people between the ages of 40 and 49, 5 people between the ages of 50 and 59, and 1 person over 60!

-Height
Most flight attendants are between 5'2" and 5'9" tall. Outside of this normal range, certain airlines have minimum and maximum height requirements.

A very short person may have difficulty reaching the overhead compartments in an airplane, which are typically between 6' and 6'10" inches high. Some airlines have no minimum height requirement, but do require you to pass a reach test. The reach test is nothing more than a demonstration of your ability to reach all the necessary components inside an airplane's cabin.

You can perform a reach test on your own. Simply grab a tape measure, measure out a distance of 6'10" from the floor, and mark it on the wall. If you can reach the mark in bare feet, chances are you will pass any airline's reach test.

If you find you do not meet the minimum height requirement for any of the major airlines, do not let this discourage you. You can always apply to be a flight attendant for a commuter airline; commuter aircraft are much smaller, making height less critical.

Conversely, if you are a little on the tall side, most major airlines' maximum height requirement is right around 6’2". If you are taller than 6'2", keep in mind that you will be working in small galleys and may find it difficult to work 8-hour days in such a cramped environment.

Weight and Health

Airlines used to have stringent height-to-weight guidelines; however, due to a number of recent discrimination lawsuits, most airlines are simply looking for your height and weight to be proportional.

Today, it is more important to be in good shape than to look like a super model. Airlines need people with the necessary strength to open emergency doors, the agility to attend to passengers in sometimes cramped working conditions, and the stamina to survive 16-hour days. An overweight or out-of-shape person may not have the necessary strength, agility or stamina to perform. We recommend getting yourself into good physical shape before initial training.

The airlines also want healthy people. You will be in contact with thousands of passengers each week, both in the airport and in small airplane cabins (most with recycled air). You will need a strong immune system to ward off illness and a healthy body to bounce back from sometimes grueling 4-day trips. A history of personal illness, drug or alcohol abuse, or a bad family medical history could dissuade certain airlines from hiring you.

All airlines are required by law to administer comprehensive physicals to new-hires. Before applying, make sure you are in good health and drug-free. If you do not pass the physical, you will probably be dismissed by the airline.

If you have a known, uncorrected problem with your eyesight, see a doctor before the airline's medical exam. During the exam, you will undergo an eye test in which you must demonstrate 20/20 vision, either naturally or with corrective lenses.

Education

Virtually every airline requires that you have a high school degree or Government Equivalency Degree (G.E.D.) If you did not finish high school or have not passed the G.E.D., do not bother to apply for a job as a flight attendant. You absolutely won't get hired without a high school degree (or equivalent).

When you review each airline’s minimum hiring qualifications, you should realize that these are merely minimums. More is always better, especially when it comes to education. Just because you have a high school degree, do not expect to walk into an airline employment office, show your diploma and get hired. Many airlines look favorably upon applicants who have tried to better themselves by pursuing higher education. A recent study shows that over one-half of all flight attendants hired have at least one year of college under their belt, and over one-third have an Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree. A few even have Master’s degrees or Doctorate’s; these types of advanced degrees are certainly not required for the job, but will be helpful if you plan on pursuing a management or supervisory position someday.

Additionally, if you are lacking customer service experience, many airlines will overlook this "weakness" if you have a college education behind you. Hiring departments believe that college experience makes applicants more mature and better able to handle the many challenges and responsibilities that come with being a flight attendant.

Customer Service Experience

Customer service experience is typically not a firm requirement; meaning, you can usually apply without it. However, a lack of customer service experience makes getting hired that much more difficult. Customer service experience will give you a clear competitive advantage in your quest to become a flight attendant. Remember that you will be working in front of the public on a regular basis. From greeting, serving and assisting passengers to making announcements, you will always be representing the company in a customer service role. Because it is very important to project a positive image, airlines are very careful about selecting candidates who have experience working with the public.

Most people do not even realize that they have a customer service background. If you have ever worked in an environment in which you had to deal with the public on a regular basis, you have customer service experience. This can include working in a retail clothing store, waiting tables in a restaurant, answering telephones in a corporate environment, etc.

However, if you do not have any customer service experience, you should not despair. You may have a more difficult time than others who do, but it won't preclude you from landing the job, especially if you excel in other qualification areas. For example, the airlines will usually substitute a college education (even without a degree) for a lack of customer service experience.

taken from : AirlineCareer.com

Entri Ini Takde Tajuk

aku tengah takde mood...
mood aku sifar...

aku rindu...
aku rindu kat dia...

aku geram gila...
aku geram kat dia...

aku marah gila...
aku marah kat dia...

aku sayang gila
aku sayang kat dia...

March 6, 2009

Interesting huh?












p/s:semua pic ni aku ambil kat laman web rasmi alaf21. sangat menarik!!!

March 1, 2009

Permulaan Mac

Permulaan bagi bulan baru pada tahun 2009. Bulan baru, mestilah dimulakan dengan keceriaan. Ya tak? Cubalah baca dialog kat bawah ni. Habis aje baca dialog ni, aku tergelak sendirian. Lawak giler.
Pada suatu hari,ayam telah menghiaskan dirinya dengan menyangkut manik-manik yang berkilauan pada setiap helaian bulunya. Tajinya diasah sehingga berkilauan dan berjalanlah ia menuju ke kediaman kambing. Tiba di kediaman kambing, ayam pun menyapa sahabatnya itu.
Ayam : Kambing, pekabo?
Kambing : Baik. Wah,ayam. Bukan main lagi kau. Kau nak ke mana hensem-hensem ni.
Ayam : Takde ke mana. Sesajalah nak tengok riaksi engko.
Kambing : Tapi kan ayam, macam mana pun ko berhias, ko jalan tetap kaki ayam, kan ?
Ayam : Ko kutuk aku ye. Ko pun apa kurangnya.....
Kambing : Apsal pulak?
Ayam : Nampak macam alim. Bela janggut. Tapi TELUR nampak...
p/s: Aku baca dari seorang rakan blogger yang tidak aku kenali, aku copy n paste untuk rakan-rakan aku pulak...